Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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