Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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