He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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