Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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