found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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