You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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