scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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