In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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