wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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