Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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