I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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