Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
And then he peed in my hair
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