Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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