I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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