Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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