so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize