Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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