So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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