Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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