Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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