you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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