Whats the glycemic index on semen?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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