Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He passed out mid-signature
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.