If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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