We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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