And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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