is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Maybe he injected his testicle?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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