You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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