There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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