Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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