No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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