Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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