How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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