I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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