brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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