Midget sex pt 2 tonight
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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