My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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