Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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