i think i have herpe
just one?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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