I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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