I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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