I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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