Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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