happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Sober January is a disaster.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize