Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I understand Curling. That high.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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