Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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