And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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