thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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