The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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