The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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