I accidentally had phone sex last night
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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