All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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