It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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